Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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