when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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