ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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