I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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