the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
