Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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