Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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