Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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