Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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