Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
