But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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