thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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