I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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