i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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