I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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