I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Damn victory sex feels great
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