Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Who haven't you slept with?

(703): View more from Virginia

No one comes to mind.

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(518): View more from New York

alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?

(1-518): View more from New York

dude. you drew those with your dick

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(303): View more from Colorado

My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!

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(228): View more from Mississippi

you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.

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(248): View more from Michigan

She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.

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