do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.