i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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