I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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