Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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