whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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