He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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