But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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