ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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