I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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