Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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