my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I wish there were birth control emojis
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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