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It's like a parade of train wrecks.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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