Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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