Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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