It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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