Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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