Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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