i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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