dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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