I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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