You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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