He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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