It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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