and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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