I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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