My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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