Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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