This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
