It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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