We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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