you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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