But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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