the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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