I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
