perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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