I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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