so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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