why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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