i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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