wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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