hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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