Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it's like heaven, but drunker
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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